This is what is sounds like when fauna hiss
If you ignore my wildly off-base Shins prediction, I'm on a bit of a roll lately. Two 0.1s and, today, a 0.2 for the new Of Montreal album. Funnily enough, yesterday while waiting to buy the Shins album I was stuck behind this incredibly annoying woman at the cd store. She wasn't actually buying anything, just engaging the clerk in a discussion about Montreal, and stopping me from paying for my cd. So I politely put the cd on the counter in the middle of her conversation, signifying my desire to pay, she gave me an ugly look as in "how dare you," so I stepped on her dog's foot on the way out! I'm nothing if not passive-aggressive.
Oh yeah, the "funnily enough" part was that during the Montreal discussion I asked the clerk about the Of Montreal album cause I was going to buy it too, but apparently there are some distribution problems so it wasn't in.
Oh yeah, the "funnily enough" part was that during the Montreal discussion I asked the clerk about the Of Montreal album cause I was going to buy it too, but apparently there are some distribution problems so it wasn't in.
posted by Trellick Tower at 11:06 AM
5 Comments:
funnily enough, the album you *should* have bought yesterday is the new deerhoof album, friend opportunity :)
Did you really step on her dog's foot? Talk about misguided anger, pretty low . . .
Of course! Then I went outside and spat on a homeless person, and got into my Cadillac Escalade, which was parked in a "handicap" spot and had been idling for 45 minutes.
So you agree stepping on a dog's foot would be a low thing to do? So were you joking? - I think this is why they asked. If so, it didn't show in your writing.
Holy crap, does anyone really care? If you'd like to read my opinion about stepping on dogs' feet, please see my other blog: IStepOnDogFeet.blogspot.com! I'm sure you'll find it to be fascinating reading!
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